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Oh hey, I need to pick up
some cargo

2
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do you think I could maybe
borrow a ship

3
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from your hubby
Aristotle Onassis?

4
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What a completely
pointless snap,

5
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you numbskull.

6
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Rough night?

7
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I did my scene
in the Apatow movie.

8
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Oh great.

9
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And afterward I went out with
Seth and these guys.

10
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Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill.

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Just when the names
were dropping so subtly.

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We hit this premier
after party thing.

13
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sponsored by that fig vodka.

14
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They have Fig vodka now?

15
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They do.

16
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Oh my god I'm so sorry,

17
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I totally forgot, you don't
get out very much any more.

18
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You must be so jealous.

19
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I am, I am so--

20
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Ron? Hey Ron?

21
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You prep the buffet table?

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Ah right, Buffet.

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""Dust in the Wind."
On repeat.

24
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Kyle.

25
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Could you give me a hand?

26
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Yeah.

27
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I didn't want
want Henry to know.

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I was putting in my earrings
and I tripped,

29
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and I dropped one,

30
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Why would Henry care
if you dropped one?

31
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I dropped in there.
In the casket.

32
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Oh.

33
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I'm sorry Kyle,
I wouldn't normally ask,

34
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It's just that Escapade
gave me these earrings.

35
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No it's-- in
there with the guy?

36
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Yeah, yeah.

37
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Okay, um--

38
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You guys are ridiculous.

39
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You've never seen
a dead body before.

40
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Don't say dead body.

41
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Why, that's what it is.

42
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An inanimate object.

43
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Okay, so get her earring
that was dropped in there.

44
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Go for it.

45
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You're like
medieval villagers.

46
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On a molecular level,

47
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this is no different than
digging in a sandbox

48
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or a sock drawer.

49
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Don't touch it.

50
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What, you don't oh,
on no I touched it..

51
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Oh no I hope he
wasn't murdered,

52
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or his unquiet spirit
will come and haunt us.

53
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Man, come on.

54
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Dude, seriously, cut it out.

55
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Or what, you think
his eyes'll open

56
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and he'll come out and eat
everybody's brains.

57
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Hi.
Hey, now.

58
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So, about ten minutes?

59
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Yeah, we're all set here.

60
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Good.

61
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And we over-ordered
on food,

62
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So someone from
the homeless shelter

63
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is gonna come
and pick up the extras.

64
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So come you show them
to the back ?
Yep.

65
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And could you put
my dad's cufflink back?

66
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Sorry.

67
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If there was a common thread
in my husband's life,

68
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from success
at Dunn and Bradshaw,

69
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to marriage,

70
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to raising our
beautiful daughter Mary.

71
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It was a commitment
to values.

72
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The value of hard work.

73
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The value of family.

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The value of giving back.

75
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I know for me,

76
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the values of
James Walter Ellison live on.

77
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Dad?

78
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Six minutes to sum
up a whole life.

79
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Kind of makes you think,
doesn't it?

80
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Huh. An old black
man playing the blues.

81
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How original.

82
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Dude, shut up.

83
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Awesome.

84
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[ man singing ]

85
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Ron, what are you doing?

86
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Death.

87
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It's heavy shit.

88
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Just takin' the edge off,
no big deal.

89
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Okay, but if a guest
came in and saw you,

90
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Henry, please,
don't worry about,

91
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these people are cool.

92
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Oh right, because
they're black,

93
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they're cool with
the wait staff

94
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getting high at their
loved one's funeral.

95
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God, doesn't that
blow your mind?

96
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one minute he's alive,
next minute he's dead?

97
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"Dust in the wind."
That's all we.

98
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All right.

99
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Ahh,

100
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you're busting me
for getting high.

101
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Come on, don't
see the irony there?

102
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I do and I don't like it,

103
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but I need you at the bar, Ron.

104
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You okay?

105
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Am I, Henry?

106
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Am I, I got a dead-end job,
no woman, no.

107
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I mean, are you
mentally capable

108
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of performing simple tasks?

109
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Don't worry about me, Henry.

110
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I was pretty much constantly
high between 1987 and 2002.

111
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Okay?

112
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So I think
I can manage myself.

113
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You just relax.

114
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Relax, Honey,

115
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It's a lovely reception,
you did great.

116
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It's just, that none of
the Phoenix people showed.

117
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For all the time he spent
in that office.

118
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Excuse me,
I'm sorry.

119
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Can I get either
of you anything?

120
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Oh no thank you, thanks.

121
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The girl is getting something
for me, thank you.

122
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I'm very sorry
for your loss.

123
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Seems like he
was a good man.

124
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That he was.

125
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You married?

126
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Me, no.

127
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Girlfriend?
Um. yeah.

128
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Little tip
about relationships.

129
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Forget fireworks.

130
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You don't want something
that blows all bright,

131
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and then fades.

132
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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
Sure.

133
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Know what love is?

134
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It's a crockpot.

135
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Not flashy, not exciting,

136
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but cooks at a low heat, day in,
and day out, and won't fade.

137
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That's what you want.

138
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I'm guessing
your girlfriend

139
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has got herself
a crockpot. mm-hmm.

140
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What?

141
00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,379
You crockpot.

142
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So did he die at peace,
or was he, you know, murdered?

143
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Good, Thank you
so much for coming.

144
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Um, you're welcome.

145
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If you could come with us?

146
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You.

147
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This way.

148
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Excuse me sir.

149
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You're awesome.

150
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The blues.

151
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Yeah, I'm in
a band, I know.

152
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That's where it
all started.

153
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Do you think you could
you...teach me.

154
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The guitar?

155
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No, the blues.

156
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What it's about.

157
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What it really is,
that'd be, awesome.

158
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Mmm, I don't know whether I can
really explain it in words.

159
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It's more something
you live.

160
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Like, the black experience.

161
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And having stuff
to be blue about.

162
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, okay.

163
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Like, I did this movie,
right?

164
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Supposed to bump me
up to the B list,
Okay.

165
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Well it goes
straight to video.

166
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Yeah, and this yoga model
I was hooking up with

167
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stopped calling,
and my Xbox is weird,

168
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it's like
nothing's going right.

169
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Well, maybe I can try,

170
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sorta like give you
a feel for it.

171
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Yeah, okay.

172
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Gimme your belt.

173
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You want my belt?

174
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You want to experience
the blues,

175
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start by giving me
your belt.

176
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experience getting
whipped, like slaves--

177
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What? No.

178
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What's wrong with you?

179
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This is a nice belt.

180
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It's Donna Karan.

181
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So are we gonna
switching belts?

182
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No. I'm taking your belt.

183
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,583
Because the blues is
about what you don't have?

184
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,718
Don't try to understand.

185
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,919
Just experience.

186
00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,823
Right, okay, experiencing
having no a belt.

187
00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:10,891
And get me a Squirt.

188
00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:11,959
Casey's on drinks.

189
00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,961
Oh she wanna learn
about the blues?

190
00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,664
Oh, this is part
of the experience, Okay.

191
00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:17,698
Got it, got it.

192
00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:18,866
And a plate of shrimp.

193
00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,467
We have shrimp puffs.

194
00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:21,602
Pick out the shrimp.

195
00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,572
Okay, Yeah...like
picking cotton?

196
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,139
What'd I say?

197
00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,909
Don't try to understand.

198
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,978
Just experience.
Right, I got it.

199
00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,212
Thank you.

200
00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,584
So, the rest of the
food is in there,

201
00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,852
if you can just help her out,
that'd be great.

202
00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,821
So, did you park in back?

203
00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,891
Uh, no, down the block?

204
00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:47,460
Oh, all right, well
I guess I could carry it,

205
00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:48,862
or you could pull
around back.

206
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,732
Um, I don't know
what you're?

207
00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,001
Aren't you from
the shelter?

208
00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,670
I'm here for the funeral?

209
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,538
Oh. I'm sorry.

210
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,213
Oh shit--

211
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,148
Ah--

212
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,917
Are you--

213
00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,218
I'm-- I'm--

214
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,853
Were you close?

215
00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,121
Mom?

216
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,823
In here, Walter.

217
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:25,766
Oh God, God, it's
so obvious, isn't it?
No.

218
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,135
I just wanted
to come say goodbye,

219
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,839
but I stick out like
a sore thumb.

220
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,173
Can I drink this?

221
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:36,009
Yeah.

222
00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,879
Sorry, I was
just getting more--

223
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,113
sparkling water.

224
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,722
[ continuing to cry ]

225
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:56,063
You did good, my man.

226
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,198
Sales Leader of the year.

227
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,167
Twice.

228
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,002
Community
Leadership award,

229
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:07,975
friends and family out there
talking about your legacy.

230
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:11,111
That's a life, my friend,
that's a life.

231
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,980
Resume like that,

232
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,985
I'd feel pretty
good about being dead.

233
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,953
I mean, what are they
gonna say about me?

234
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:24,157
"Here lies Ronald Wayne Donald.

235
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:28,896
Repeated first grade because he
couldn't figure out scissors.

236
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:31,631
First in his class
to master a keg stand.

237
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,203
Partied for twenty years,

238
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,705
ran a soup place
for five months.

239
00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:40,240
Never did anything.

240
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,574
Never won anything.

241
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,745
Never mattered.

242
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:50,117
Now he's dead,
nobody cares,

243
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,218
Got nothing
to put on the wall

244
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,253
to show he ever
existed at all.

245
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,856
Excuse me.

246
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,058
Kind of an unspoken
time limit.

247
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,126
How am I doing on time?

248
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,228
You're done.
Okay.

249
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,599
I don't know
if I can do this.

250
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,702
I never imagined
it'd be like this.

251
00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,703
Like what?

252
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,973
So...black.

253
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,674
Well, he was black...

254
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:18,145
Not like this, all,
fancy pants

255
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:22,649
NAACP award
I'm-so-great stuffy.

256
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,885
They thought
I was hired help.

257
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,920
The James I knew was
a free spirit,

258
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,188
he hung with everyone.

259
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,023
Just be one of them.

260
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,624
and if anyone asks.

261
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,661
"I knew James from the Phoenix
office of Dunn and Bradshaw."

262
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:35,963
That's right,
and no one will know

263
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,397
Because no one
from Phoenix came.

264
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,900
It's just,
I'm a terrible liar.

265
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,770
It's not lying,
it's acting.

266
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,271
I was an actor,
it's easy.

267
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,907
You just use the true bits,
fake the fake bits.

268
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,876
And that's acting?

269
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:49,877
Most actors
aren't bright,

270
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,779
so it has to be simple.

271
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:52,846
Thank you, Henry.

272
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,114
No problem.

273
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,918
Hey, three whites.

274
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,320
What is going on with
you and that woman?

275
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,056
Oh nothing.

276
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,058
You are truly the worst
actor I've ever seen

277
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,326
in my entire life.
What do you mean?

278
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,128
It's so obvious you're
lying to me right now.

279
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,296
What was that?

280
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,164
Okay, that woman.

281
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,000
What, she's the dead
guy's mistress,

282
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,803
and that kid's
his love child?

283
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,305
Wait are you-- Fuckin' serious,
is it that obvious?

284
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,372
Are you serious?

285
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,108
Are you serious--

286
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,409
That's really what it
is I just guess--

287
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,211
White wine.

288
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,813
What's that lady from

289
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,081
the homeless shelter
still doing here?

290
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:32,319
Oh, she's not from the shelter,
she's here to pay her respects.

291
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,287
I've never seen her before.

292
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,157
She said she's
from the Phoenix office.

293
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,960
Well, at least
someone showed up.

294
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,962
Worst actor ever?

295
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,097
I know why
you're doing this
why?

296
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,066
Because that woman
called you a crockpot.

297
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,801
Ah No. And I'm not, so.

298
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,102
Yeah cause your
life is boring

299
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,104
so you're creating
melodrama.

300
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,941
No, I'm just trying to
help that woman out.

301
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,708
If the widow finds out
about this--

302
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,311
Which she won't.
Because I am coaching that girl.

303
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,447
Oh, well in that case.

304
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,887
Hey, honey, who's that?

305
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,823
I don't know. I think she might
be from the Phoenix office,

306
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,859
Oh. I saw her come in,
and I was like,

307
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,727
who here came down with
a case of jungle fever.

308
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,397
Right, like any of these guys.

309
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,999
Actually,
you have it reversed.

310
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,268
Her lusting after him,
that's jungle fever.

311
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,103
I think it
applies generally.

312
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,873
No, technically,
it's white on black.

313
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,875
Because black people
live in the jungle.

314
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,843
Not all, obviously.

315
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,444
Just no white people do.

316
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,914
What term would you use
to refer to a black person

317
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,415
lusting after
a white person.

318
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:39,953
Temperate Deciduous fever,
fjord fever...

319
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,221
These're just facts
of semantics,

320
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,890
I'm not being racist.

321
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,124
I'm post-racial.

322
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,325
People are people.

323
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,794
If you're cool,
you're cool.

324
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,162
If you're an ass,
you're an ass.

325
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,430
Exactly.

326
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:54,034
[ singing ]

327
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,804
What're you doing?

328
00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:01,341
That old bluesman is teaching me
understand the blues.

329
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,243
What is that supposed to
help you understand?

330
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,445
Oh well, not really just
to understand more--

331
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,448
more to experience.

332
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,983
Experience the blues.

333
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,351
Right.

334
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:15,388
Guess you could say
I done that.

335
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,224
[ singing ]

336
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,960
* Ah Got no woman,

337
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:24,564
* mm...lost the lease
to my camaro,

338
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,500
* I got a dead-end
job, girl.

339
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,302
* I got a dead-end job.

340
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,204
What kind of
accent is that?

341
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,205
It's a blues accent.

342
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:35,075
Sounded like Indian
or Jamaican.

343
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,509
No it's a blues accent.

344
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,311
It's more like.

345
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,980
*

346
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,250
* workin' for the man,

347
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,286
* picking shrimp all day,

348
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,554
* Ain't got no belt.

349
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,156
* where's your belt

350
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,892
Woo, singing.
* Ain't got no belt.

351
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,127
What are you singing?

352
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,162
Thinking 'bout the blues.

353
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,496
Yeah and life.

354
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,497
Struggle.

355
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,499
Like, does anything
matter,

356
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,600
If death's just the end?

357
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,534
Death is not the end.

358
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,237
I can tell you
that one for sure.

359
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,274
When my friend
Peg's fiancee got shot,

360
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,475
he haunted her apartment.

361
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,509
Oh he got shot?

362
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,044
Hunting accident.

363
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,980
Yeah Randy had this t-shirt

364
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,014
with a big eagle on it,

365
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:18,385
came through the bushes,
and Peg just.

366
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,552
There's an eagle season?

367
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,056
Duck. But you see wings,
you just react.

368
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,992
But let me tell
you something

369
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,294
Randy haunted
her plumbing

370
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,597
until she had to move
into a different unit.

371
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,136
* ain't got no belt

372
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,239
[ continuing to sing ]

373
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,015
No you go high,
I'm gonna go low.

374
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:54,921
* ain't got no belt...

375
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:55,922
Not bad.

376
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:56,990
Pretty good man.

377
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,625
Thank you so much
for coming.

378
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:06,433
Mary, who is that?

379
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,268
She's from
the Phoenix office.

380
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,903
Oh someone did come.
Well that's nice.

381
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,406
Well, he certainly does seem
to have been well loved.

382
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,276
[ crying ]

383
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:19,079
Yes, he was a good man.

384
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,113
You married?

385
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,082
Ah looking.

386
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,117
Well, you should do
what I did.

387
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,486
Find yourself
a crockpot.

388
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,193
Hey, mind if I ask
you a question?

389
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,063
Your parents, is that like
a one of each, kind of thing?

390
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,097
Yeah.

391
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,166
Great, you might know this.

392
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,601
Jungle Fever,
Is it only when a Caucasian

393
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,736
lusts after a black person?

394
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:51,078
All right, a plate
of shrimp and a squirt.

395
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,246
These have tails.
Yes.

396
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,248
No I thought--

397
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,085
Ahh-- Don't try
to understand.

398
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,187
Clean it up, and think
about what you feeling,

399
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,489
when you crawling
around down there.

400
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,723
All right.

401
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,195
I think I gettin' it.

402
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,098
Everything okay?

403
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:14,367
Yes, thank you,
that really helped.

404
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,968
Can I drink this?

405
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,437
Yeah.

406
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,706
So my dad must
have been very popular

407
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,208
at the Phoenix office.

408
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,575
Oh. Yes, he.

409
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,144
What department
were you in?

410
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,080
Um...the Phoenix office.

411
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,481
Sales, did you say sales?

412
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,417
Sales, that's
what I said.

413
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,553
Sales is in LA.

414
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,587
Is this is your son?

415
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,689
Oh, yes. Walter.

416
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,091
Walter?

417
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,992
That's my Dad's
middle name?

418
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:40,993
It's a popular name.

419
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,595
Oh, my fucking god.

420
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,097
My Dad?
And you?

421
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,366
And a fuckin' kid?

422
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,569
I just wanted
to say goodbye.

423
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:50,670
I shouldn't have come.

424
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,205
Get her out of here,
now.

425
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,406
Um, I don't really do that.

426
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,243
I'm trying to throw
a perfect reception

427
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,777
for my mother's
perfect husband,

428
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,347
and there's no way
on today of all days

429
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,149
My mother's gonna
find out--

430
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,216
Hello.

431
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,417
I'm Diane.

432
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,553
I heard you're
from the Phoenix office?

433
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,588
Vanna DeMilo.

434
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,022
She's in sales.

435
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,791
I am so glad you came.

436
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,393
He spent so much time there,

437
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,761
I'd love to talk about it.

438
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,629
Come, come.

439
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,773
What the hell is
wrong with you people?

440
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,175
White people?

441
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,344
Hey I'm from
Sunrise Shelters?

442
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,612
Hey Ron.

443
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:37,350
Can you show this guy
the extra food in back, please?

444
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,219
I mean men!
Why can't you keep

445
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,454
your goddamn brains
in your pants.

446
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,689
Give me a scotch.

447
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,758
Look, It doesn't matter,
you know, they'll talk.

448
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,295
she'll leave, and your mom will
never know the difference, okay.

449
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,062
You better hope not.

450
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,198
My theory, you know
that white girl,

451
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,166
with the half-black kid?
Walter.

452
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:57,103
Oh, I met that woman,
she is from the Phoenix office.

453
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,738
Three whites
and a red please.

454
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,208
Dead guy, his middle
name is Walter?

455
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,109
Ten bucks says
that's his mistress.

456
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,344
Uh, Roman, have you met Mary?

457
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,078
Daughter of the deceased?

458
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,680
Hey, you should tell your
mom all this stuff.

459
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,382
No, no Roman, not now.

460
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,485
What's more important, truth, or
protecting someone's feelings?

461
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,222
"The truth shall set you free."
Martin Luther King.

462
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,224
No, actually, that's Jesus.

463
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,358
Also black.

464
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,193
Shut it, white boy.

465
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,096
It's obvious who has
the racial issues.

466
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,166
Roman, remember time that
you made me that script

467
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,501
about the
intelligent fungus?

468
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,802
Which one?

469
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,338
There's more than one?

470
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,640
The one, there was
meteor that came down,

471
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,343
and the people they breath
in this fungus.

472
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,110
"Overlords of Gron?"

473
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:42,181
That was probably the worst
piece of writing

474
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,384
I've ever read
in my entire life.

475
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,619
But I lied and I told
you that I liked it,

476
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,787
So I wouldn't
hurt your feelings.

477
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:48,888
It's obvious you're
just saying this

478
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,390
to refute my point.

479
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,659
No, I would call Henry
and I would read him lines

480
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:56,263
over the phone and we
would just-- oh we would laugh.

481
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,665
"We are all descendants of Gron"

482
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:03,169
"You will be mere cells
in the super-brain."

483
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,137
This does not change
how I feel,

484
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,839
It doesn't.
I'm glad you told me.

485
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,541
Try to be
constructive next time.

486
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,910
Okay. Never show
that to anybody involved

487
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,813
in the film industry,
ever.

488
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,248
There you go.

489
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,324
So through there.

490
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,559
Makes you think, doesn't it.

491
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,794
This is it.

492
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,300
End of the line.

493
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,304
Oh.

494
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,307
Oh-- oh.

495
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,242
OOO.

496
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,844
Hey you want one, man?

497
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,279
Sure.

498
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:57,957
Makes you think
doesn't it buddy?

499
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:02,729
We're dead a hell of a lot
longer than we're alive.

500
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,631
In a box,
Excuse me--

501
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:05,898
six feet under.

502
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,936
That's life.

503
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,474
Non-existence,
For eternity.

504
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:25,251
[ muffled ]
Oh wow, all right,
that's freaky.

505
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,920
Hey buddy ,
the latch is ah--

506
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,556
There's no latch in here.

507
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,491
can you open it
up for me outside?

508
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,993
[ knocking ]

509
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,363
Hey. Hey!

510
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,364
Oh come on.

511
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,332
[ banging ]

512
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,567
[ screaming ]

513
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,369
No, no, no, no!

514
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,371
[ banging ]
No, no, no, no!

515
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,805
There's just so much
archeological evidence

516
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:46,839
that supports
the fact that Jesus

517
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:47,840
was African American.

518
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,241
And the pyramids?

519
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,010
Nubian pharaohs?

520
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,645
I mean homeboy was dark.

521
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:56,649
Who's the white chick
with the kid?

522
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,284
She's from Phoenix.

523
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,653
James did spend a lot
of time in Phoenix.

524
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,355
Uh-mm.
Um-hm.

525
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,656
Haystack head.

526
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,393
You missed a spot.

527
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,428
Kyle, what the hell
are you doing down there?

528
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,829
I'm learning
about the blues,

529
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,533
something you
wouldn't understand, man.

530
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:17,404
Sorry, I just can't
take any more.

531
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,671
Stand up, kid,

532
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,809
he's a goddamn dentist.

533
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:26,513
I got him the how-to-play
guitar videos when he retired!

534
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:44,764
This is his NAACP
community image award.

535
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,298
Oh he was so proud of that.

536
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:49,736
Wow. That's a side of him we
never saw in Phoenix.

537
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,705
Ed, my ex, he was
also very proud

538
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:53,773
of his race.

539
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:54,807
He had an award.

540
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:58,845
Oh he sounds like
a very good man.

541
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,680
And what about
your boy's daddy?

542
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:01,881
Actually,
Vanna was just--

543
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,617
Passed away, actually.

544
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,052
Oh, I'm so sorry.

545
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:09,388
No, it feels good
to talk about it.

546
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:10,590
He was a good man.

547
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:14,761
A lot like your husband,
but more of a free spirit.

548
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,929
With us, it
was just, fireworks

549
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,598
Excuse me would anyone
like anything,

550
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,332
or maybe-- maybe
are we done here?

551
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:21,734
I'd like a club soda.

552
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:22,835
Actually Vanna was just--

553
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,336
Whiskey and sprite.

554
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:25,472
White wine.

555
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,740
For me I would think,
who needs all that drama

556
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,842
and excitement?
But you need some excitement.

557
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,444
What'd be perfect is
to have two guys.

558
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:34,981
One boring,
and one crazy.

559
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,616
Mrs. Ellison?

560
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:37,750
Morris Haines.

561
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,351
Head of the Phoenix branch.

562
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,587
I'm so sorry
for your loss.

563
00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:42,388
Oh, thank you for coming.

564
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,657
Well, if he could
visit us twice a year,

565
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,759
it was only right I--
Twice a year?

566
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:50,029
He was in Phoenix
practically every month.

567
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,499
You know Vanna DeMilo.

568
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,733
From sales department.

569
00:23:56,102 --> 00:24:01,440
I'm sorry...I shouldn't
have come.

570
00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,110
Oh, mama,
I'm sorry.

571
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,149
Oh, it's you?

572
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:13,753
I always just assumed
it'd be some Asian lady.

573
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:14,921
Mom?

574
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:15,922
Asian lady?

575
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:18,891
He was very into Asian ladies.

576
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,827
Honey, I knew
he had someone.

577
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:23,530
Your father was a good father,
a good husband

578
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,698
and did well
at Dunn and Bradshaw,

579
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:29,468
but if we had not had
an open relationship,

580
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,904
we'd have been bored
to death years ago.

581
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,440
Well, it's so nice
to meet you.

582
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,509
Thank you very much
for coming.

583
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,978
Excuse me,
Mr. Haines,

584
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,815
did my husband ever tell you he
was cited by the city council?

585
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:45,151
Oh the City Council?

586
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,021
Excuse me.

587
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,858
Is this
the James Ellison funeral?

588
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:01,668
*

589
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:14,947
*

590
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,215
Sir, Sir,

591
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:19,952
Sir, Hey, I just
wanna say thank you.

592
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,588
You know, I know you
were pulling my leg,

593
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,823
but I still feel
like I learned something.

594
00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,658
It was nothing to learn,
son.

595
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,459
But, I still think I learned
something from it.

596
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,595
It was a joke.

597
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,597
Which is what I think
I learned from.

598
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:31,864
It was a joke.

599
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:35,868
I totally get it.

600
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,107
Oh hey, I found it,

601
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,174
it wasn't easy it was
in his mouth.

602
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,509
Oh god, oh.

603
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:44,777
Who's mouth?
The dead guy.

604
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:45,845
The dead guy's mouth?

605
00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,614
So funny, I can't even
say dead guy

606
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:48,748
without you guys
freakin' out.

607
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:49,749
(BANGING)

608
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,017
Oh my god!

609
00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,759
Henry!
Ron.

610
00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:03,162
Are you real?
Am I alive?

611
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,031
Yes, on both counts.

612
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,967
Oh, my god, Henry.

613
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,836
I saw everything.

614
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:18,845
I need to change
my entire life.

615
00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,212
Don't open the bottom half,

616
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:21,714
I have an erection
for some reason.

617
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:24,851
*

618
00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:14,934
*

619
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:21,073
**

620
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,909
TREE.